November 2008
17 posts
What Are You Not Thankful For?
I’m not thankful for whatever bacteria or virus is waging nuclear war against my throat. But I am thankful for cable and internet and an unlimited supply of hot water and blankets on days like these.
Just the Eight of You
patbaer:
Inspired by an IRC post:
You are on an improv team, along with 7 clones of you.
1. What is your team name?
2. What music do you come out to?
3. What warmups do you do?
feel free to add other questions
1. Rarrrr.
2. “St. Elmo’s Fire” by John Parr (cued. at 1:09)
3. Superheros, Why Were You Late, Made Up Hot Spot
1) The Eugenics Board
2) We would argue over which song to come...
The Apiary's Indie Improv Week, featuring me →
adambozarth:
The Apiary interviewed me, and several other improvisers, earlier this month about the unaffiliated improv scene.
You mean, “uninflated” improv scene.
Trains and Things
Last night I was ASMing and overheard some of the dancers talking. Apparently, two things are certain, 1) they all look great in futuristic—80’s-inspired—street tough glitter spandex outfits and 2) the number one thing any dancer thinks about is their colon (second only to how their butts look - I suppose those are vaguely related). Chatter involving the “master...
A Plee
Some of my friends seem to be losing their jobs. A lot of them can’t find any at all. Most who have jobs can’t stand them but live in fear of being fired. Please, employers, supervisors, recruiters, agents, assistants, managers, assistants to managers, don’t be a dick. I, and my peers, are there to help not be hurt. If you think you have it bad, they have it worse. And if you...
SNL and Facebook
I think Facebook should have a little logo and accompanying alert whenever someone I’ve friended gets on SNL. It happens often enough.
Watchsardonicme:
This Made Me Laugh: Max’s Toy Emporium
Everything, but toys.
WatchCool. Until it isn’t.
Messenger Service
BOSS says: can you call one of our messenger services [5:19:50 PM]
and see if we could have something messengered to brooklyn
but
it would have to be picked up before 6 PM
AR says: they'll do it [5:26:41 PM]
BOSS says: heh [5:31:36 PM]
sorry
can you cancel that messenger?
AR says: heh [5:31:51 PM]
okay
AR says: cancelled [5:33:06 PM]
BOSS says: thanks. [5:33:40 PM]
AR says: the messenger guy just got here [5:35:05 PM]
BOSS says: oy [5:35:07 PM]
AR says: looked at his computer [5:35:11 PM]
BOSS says: tell him we cancelled. [5:35:11 PM]
AR says: and said "never mind" [5:35:14 PM]
BOSS says: ha [5:35:16 PM]
BOSS says: lol [5:35:17 PM]
BOSS says: they're hardcore. [5:35:19 PM]
AR says: no kidding [5:35:35 PM]
Comedy Defensive Driving??? →
Election-Day Word Train →
Nov. 4th Observations
My dad kissing me on the cheek and telling me to “vote well” before I left my house this morning.
An old guy by the train station who looked like a dying, disconcerted Rumsfeld staring into space.
A young blonde girl with poor posture, and not at all attractive (but still possessing the potential to become moderately good-looking if the right choices are made) wearing a red t-shirt...
