December 2008
15 posts
One More Thing
DON’T THINK ABOUT THE ECONOMY DON’T THINK ABOUT THE ECONOMY DON’T THINK ABOUT THE ECONOMY DON’T THINK ABOUT THE ECONOMY DON’T THINK ABOUT THE ECONOMY DON’T THINK ABOUT THE ECONOMY DON’T THINK ABOUT THE ECONOMY DON’T THINK ABOUT THE ECONOMY DON’T THINK ABOUT THE ECONOMY DON’T THINK ABOUT THE ECONOMY DON’T THINK ABOUT THE ECONOMY...
2008
For me, 2008 redeemed the entire decade thus far. And I’m sad to see it go because, as we all know, once that clock hits, magic creatures (see photo) reverse the momentum and all things revert back to how they were the year prior. So, if you had a bad year, it’ll be a good one. If you had a good year, well, you know.
2009 is the year I prove I’m more than just some whiny...
Canola
Mom: (On phone) I don't know what canola oil is made from. I'll ask Anna. (To me) Do you know what Canola oil is made from?
Me: Umm. No.
Mom: (On phone) She doesn't know.
Me: (Looking it up on wikipedia) Umm. It's made from something called "rapeseed."
Mom: What? What do you mean rape?
Me: Rapeseed.
Mom: What is that? (On phone) It's made from rapeseed? Yeah, I don't know. (Comes over)
Me: See, rapeseed.
Mom: (On phone) Yeah...umm...I'll have to check the dictionary.
Mad Men
Nicole: you know
I still haven't watched mad men
me: it's good
not without its plot flaws
but it pulls you in
like Don Draper's soft yet experienced fingers inside you
Nicole: okay okay
man. Dan in Real Life IS an awful movie
The Sauna →
I’m proud of this one. I only found out about this site like three days ago, thinking Jill Morris was so cool and original for letting me in on it. (What a liar) So far, every series I’ve seen, by improviser or not, has involved base humor—bodily functions, curse words, sexuality, randomness, etc—and I love it. I think I described it as the equivalent of giving a bunch of children actual people...
Is that supposed to be a vagina emoticon? →
NBC, you are jerks.
adambozarth:
brianglidewell:
They’re moving Leno to 10 PM on weeknights. Thanks for eliminating even more spots for scripted shows.
This is awful.
Like totes gag.
WatchVideo by Steve Slate, Greg Turner and Andy Rocco.
If Pat Baer Was A Puppy
If that puppy had a twin:
Dance Dance Revolution
I’ve been an Assistant Stage Manager for Les Freres Corbusier (my theatre heros) for the past couple of months, and it’s been, umm, quite an experience. Between working, auditioning, performing, and this play, I’ve run myself ragged, physically, emotionally, and ragely. But it’s worth it. Somehow, it’s worth it. I’ll tell you in a few years why. For now,...