January 2009
40 posts
http://annasophy.tumblr.com/post/73845298/why-i-can... →
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Lenin Cat! →
Watchdavebluvband:
mattlittle:
Jim Reardon earned an Academy Award nomination this morning for co-writing Wall*E. Here is a short that he directed while still in school, called Bring Me The Head of Charlie Brown. Several shots are directly lifted from Sam Peckinpah films, and it’s a clever little piece of work. It goes a little nuts at the end, and makes some pop culture references that make little...
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WatchFinally. Something that meets my strict standards of cruelty and hilarity. Love it!
breakupyourband:
garlock:
The sketch show I wrote “I Laughed Until I Died” is coming up this Monday the 19th of January at 6:30. This is a trailer for the show. You ever get involved with something and feel to yourself…”yes..this is what i should do. I love this”. That is how i feel about this trailer and the...
More bloggy →
I need a real blog, for Chrissie’s sakes. Seriously.
More Proof We're Probably A Video Game →
New Game - Post the Most British Photo You Can...
Note: Can’t use landmarks.
New Game - Guess the Context
No googling. That’s cheating.
“I hang her in the shower,” he says. “I have an attachment on the end of a hose—I shoot steaming-hot water into her body.” He also injects acetone into her three orifices with a syringe. “I wear rubber gloves, so it’s really not that big of a deal for me,” he says. “I don’t see gobbles of goop rushing...
Sea Kittens →
Damn hippies.
My Sea Kitten.
Smart People, Not The Movie
Me: (to parents at dinner) I'm not saying I'm smarter than you, I'm just saying that people your age are smarter than you.
Mom: Ha!
Dad: Oh yeah?
Me: You didn't know how gravity worked!
Dad: Well, do you read?
Me: Umm. Yes?
Dad: What have you read?
Me: I--
Dad: No, classics. What classics have you read?
Me: Do you want me to make you a list?
Dad: Name one.
Me: Well--
Dad: One that I've heard of.
Me: One Hundred Years of Solitude?
Dad: Who wrote that?
Me: Marquez...
Dad: I've never heard of it. NOW who's the dumb one?
Me: ...
Mom: Umm...
Me: This is going on the internet!
Publicist needed that is NOT a skanky cunt!... →
via Jon Golbe
Pataphysics Penyeach →
I don’t know if I’m completely turned off or just really intrigued.
Synopsis:
“Mabou Mines presents avant-garde legend Lee Breuer’s Pataphysics Penyeach (a la Alfred Jarry), two one-acts: Summa Dramatica - a spiritual acting lesson, and Porco Morto - a memorial service for Gonzo Porco PhD, an avant-garde pig. Delivered as a lecture/postscript to William James’...
Watchnicolemarietherese:
via roommate David.
Trailer from the official movie site. :)
'Rude' English streets defended →
8-Hundred
Asshole: Hi. I have a charge on my bill for something I downloaded that I didn't download.
Anna: Okay. One moment Please.
Asshole: Okay.
Anna: Sir I have a number for you.
Asshole: Another number? This is the third number I'm calling!
Anna: Well, I'm sorry but I can't fix this and am trying to help you.
Asshole: Giving me another number isn't helping.
Anna: Do you not want the number?
Asshole: Yes, I would like the number.
Anna: It's 888-555
Asshole: 888
Anna: 555
Asshole: 888
Anna: ....555
Asshole: 555
Anna: 5555
Asshole: And am I going to get charged for calling this number?
Anna: Well, traditionally, 8-hundred numbers are free...
Asshole: Yeah, well, traditionally, isn't always the case.
Anna: >:(
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