February 2009
17 posts
My Boss Just Found Out I Write About Him On My...
And I shall post ever more embarrassing posts regarding him until he promises to never come here again.
-Stone Cold
WatchOn a Reggie Watts kick this morning.
Labels
Anna: Hey, you think I could get some petty cash for the label-maker?
Boss #2: Sure.
Anna: Anything else I could get you while I'm out?
Boss #2: Umm, a Valium.
Anna: Right, well, if I get some I'll let you know. (jokes)
Boss #2: Do you remember how much that stuff is? It's supposed to be really expensive, right? I forget.
Anna: A pill or a bottle with prescription?
Boss #2: The tape.
Anna: Oh! Right, uhh, 12 or 11 dollars?
Boss #2: Cool.
Anna: ...I do not take Valium recreationally!
Boss #2: Right.
The Office
me: my boss just said that he's gonna have a visitor, who's his friend, and told me to tell them that he doesn't work here anymore
"it's okay, just mess with him"
Adam: is your boss's name David Brent
me: YES
Adam: UNCANNY
Bailout Bill: Man hands out cash in New York →
Lunch Time
A lady at the office is having some sort of pungent seafood dish for lunch today. People are making comments about the smell.
Boss #1: I've been buying and selling fish futures - vintage canned fish futures.
Boss #2: I'll tell ya, there's some vintage canned fish in this office.
Anna: What?