April 2009
15 posts
Cover Email
me: ok
here it is
I'm a relatively recent college graduate with a BA in history and a strong background in comedy performing and writing. I have excellent communications and computer skills, ranging from Microsoft Office to Adobe's Creative Suite. I love working on projects and multitasking, and do well in both hectic and relaxed environments.
Adam: sounds good to me
me: can I have a job, then?
that's what this is all for
you see
Adam: I'm sorry, I am not hiring
me: I hate you
Adam: the position is already filled
...by you
me: fine, I'M not hiring EITHER
oh
how sweet
teehee
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Apr 19th
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Fuck Yeah Cilantro →
brianglidewell: Quality blog about a quality herb.  First thing on there now is about how it turns out those who hate cilantro got broken smellers. “Dear Chilled Cucumber & Cilantro Soup, I want to dunk my cock in you. I want to gargle your sweet nastiness. I’m going to pour you over my trembling buttocks.” ????? What? WHY?!?!
Apr 16th
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Apr 10th
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Thinking About Harold Auditions
katespencer: The days when people find out if they made Harold Teams at UCB are always so odd. It’s like the most exciting day for some (!!!!yay you guys!!!!) and a miserable day for others (it’s okay dudes). It was hard to realize it at the time I auditioned (almost exactly 6 years ago) and didn’t get on a team, but these things are really just a small step in the larger landscape of life, as...
Apr 9th
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me: ahh
then I take it back
but I might not say it again next time...
Adam: I still have the first time
me: we'll always have the first time
(dies from cancer)
Adam: (writes heart-wrenching novel about love and loss)
me: (comes back as dog, keeps you company while you write your novel, nudging you when it's good)
Adam: (meets another lady in the dog park)
me: (doesn't like her; you and lady think it's cute)
Adam: (tries to have a fancy dinner date)
me: (sabotages date by turning the oven on a higher setting, ruining soufflé)
Adam: (realizes there is more to life than just dates)
me: (smiles dog smile, lays head in your lap)
Adam: I wish I would have said sorry to her.... before she died....
me: rahf! rahf!
me: End Credits:
Keanu Reeves - Adam Bozarth
Charlize Theron - Anna Rubanova, lady
Chipper the Collie - Anna Rubanova, dog
Jack Black - Unnamed Friend
Miley Cyrus - Cindy
Paul Giamatti - Dad
Clive Owen - Dalmatian in Park
Apr 8th
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Gun-Shaped USB Flash Drive →
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Google's New Approach To Email →
Apr 1st
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