May 2009
10 posts
Real Life Superheroes
http://www.reallifesuperheroes.org/heroes.html
and their Supervillains.
(via Chris Scott)
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Dom: Awesome show, Bomb.
Dom: Umm, T9 wrote bomb and not Anna.
Somewhere Near Atlantic
Anna and ABoz leisurely walk south towards Atlantic Ave. They start crossing the street when suddenly they notice signs of distress. They turn around to witness the following.
Cop: Please, just stop running.
Perp: But I don't wanna go to jail!
Fat Penguin t-shirt store →
(via fatpenguin)
ha. hahahah. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHahahaHAHAHAhahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAH!
The Fat Penguin Show debuts Wednesday
fatpenguin:
Dear Friends,
Long awaited, widely anticipated, and over budget, The Fat Penguin Show is finally here!
Wednesday, May 13th 2009 9:00 PM The Fat Penguin Show featuring The Spinoffs Dustin Drury, Shannon Coffey, Dan Klein, and Rob Hugel Mastodon Mattingly Becky Ferreira, Aaron Glaser, Rachel Bloom, Julia Frey, Danny Jolles, Grant Levy and Jason Shebiro and your adorably pudgy...
Wholefoods Exchange
Anna walks into the 23rd St. Wholefoods, looking for general produce. Notices that conventional artichokes are on sale. As she picks one up, an older Hispanic lady approaches.
Older Hispanic Lady: Do you speak Spanish?
Anna: Oh, no, sorry. (Continues looking at artichokes.)
Older Hispanic Lady: (Thinks a bit.) I make this for tea. I make....tea? To drink. It's good for (gestures to belly).
Anna: Digestion?
Older Hispanic Lady: (Nods).
Anna: I, bake, stuff and bake. (Gestures trimming leaves, stuffing) With bread...
Older Hispanic Lady: You eat this?
Anna: (Nods.)
Older Hispanic Lady: I make tea.
Anna: Right, I eat (gestures to heart and lower leaves, not tips).
Older Hispanic Lady: (Nods.)
Anna: Well, thank you.
Older Hispanic Lady: (Nods.)
Anna: I'm sorry I don't speak Spanish!
Older Hispanic Lady: Well, I'm sorry I no speak English.
BOTH: (LAUGHTER. Smiles. Goodbye waves.)
