May 2009
14 posts
Need help water-gunning your friend?
adambozarth: I am willing to be your Watergun Assassins spy. Put me to work. All the way from butt-fuck Illinois?
May 30th
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Real Life Superheroes
http://www.reallifesuperheroes.org/heroes.html and their Supervillains. (via Chris Scott)
May 26th
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Dom: Awesome show, Bomb. Dom: Umm, T9 wrote bomb and not Anna.
May 24th
Somewhere Near Atlantic
Anna and ABoz leisurely walk south towards Atlantic Ave. They start crossing the street when suddenly they notice signs of distress. They turn around to witness the following.
Cop: Please, just stop running.
Perp: But I don't wanna go to jail!
May 23rd
New Strain Of Alan Starzinski Flu Traced Back To... →
johnrobertwilson: adambozarth: Holy fuck I knew he was responsible! Many members of Fat Penguin have been reporting Alan-Starzinski-like symptoms.
May 22nd
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Fat Penguin t-shirt store →
(via fatpenguin) ha. hahahah. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHahahaHAHAHAhahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAH!
May 16th
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May 12th
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Vince YooouuuTuuube Poop →
Would you like a seizure?
May 12th
The Fat Penguin Show debuts Wednesday
fatpenguin: Dear Friends, Long awaited, widely anticipated, and over budget, The Fat Penguin Show is finally here! Wednesday, May 13th 2009 9:00 PM The Fat Penguin Show featuring   The Spinoffs Dustin Drury, Shannon Coffey, Dan Klein, and Rob Hugel   Mastodon Mattingly Becky Ferreira, Aaron Glaser, Rachel Bloom, Julia Frey, Danny Jolles, Grant Levy and Jason Shebiro   and your adorably pudgy...
May 12th
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Wholefoods Exchange
Anna walks into the 23rd St. Wholefoods, looking for general produce. Notices that conventional artichokes are on sale. As she picks one up, an older Hispanic lady approaches.
Older Hispanic Lady: Do you speak Spanish?
Anna: Oh, no, sorry. (Continues looking at artichokes.)
Older Hispanic Lady: (Thinks a bit.) I make this for tea. I make....tea? To drink. It's good for (gestures to belly).
Anna: Digestion?
Older Hispanic Lady: (Nods).
Anna: I, bake, stuff and bake. (Gestures trimming leaves, stuffing) With bread...
Older Hispanic Lady: You eat this?
Anna: (Nods.)
Older Hispanic Lady: I make tea.
Anna: Right, I eat (gestures to heart and lower leaves, not tips).
Older Hispanic Lady: (Nods.)
Anna: Well, thank you.
Older Hispanic Lady: (Nods.)
Anna: I'm sorry I don't speak Spanish!
Older Hispanic Lady: Well, I'm sorry I no speak English.
BOTH: (LAUGHTER. Smiles. Goodbye waves.)
May 11th
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May 8th
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May 7th
May 7th
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Spider Sex Violent But Effective →
Favorite headline award.
May 5th
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