Cover Email
- me: ok
- here it is
- I'm a relatively recent college graduate with a BA in history and a strong background in comedy performing and writing. I have excellent communications and computer skills, ranging from Microsoft Office to Adobe's Creative Suite. I love working on projects and multitasking, and do well in both hectic and relaxed environments.
- Adam: sounds good to me
- me: can I have a job, then?
- that's what this is all for
- you see
- Adam: I'm sorry, I am not hiring
- me: I hate you
- Adam: the position is already filled
- ...by you
- me: fine, I'M not hiring EITHER
- oh
- how sweet
- teehee
