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Wholefoods Exchange

  • Anna walks into the 23rd St. Wholefoods, looking for general produce. Notices that conventional artichokes are on sale. As she picks one up, an older Hispanic lady approaches.
  • Older Hispanic Lady: Do you speak Spanish?
  • Anna: Oh, no, sorry. (Continues looking at artichokes.)
  • Older Hispanic Lady: (Thinks a bit.) I make this for tea. I make....tea? To drink. It's good for (gestures to belly).
  • Anna: Digestion?
  • Older Hispanic Lady: (Nods).
  • Anna: I, bake, stuff and bake. (Gestures trimming leaves, stuffing) With bread...
  • Older Hispanic Lady: You eat this?
  • Anna: (Nods.)
  • Older Hispanic Lady: I make tea.
  • Anna: Right, I eat (gestures to heart and lower leaves, not tips).
  • Older Hispanic Lady: (Nods.)
  • Anna: Well, thank you.
  • Older Hispanic Lady: (Nods.)
  • Anna: I'm sorry I don't speak Spanish!
  • Older Hispanic Lady: Well, I'm sorry I no speak English.
  • BOTH: (LAUGHTER. Smiles. Goodbye waves.)
  • 3 years ago
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Hello! I'm Anna.

I'm a writer and comedian performing improv most Tuesdays at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre in New York.

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