Yesterday at the Clinique Counter

  • Anna: Hi, I need this cream for my mom. (Points to catalog)
  • Makeup Girl #1: Oh, you know, it's bonus time. You could get something for yourself as well, and get a free gift!
  • Anna: Umm, all right.
  • Makeup Girl #1: This is Superdefense SPF 25. It's great, against free radicals, sunlight. Like, we don't need to fix wrinkles right now, but we want to defend against them, right?
  • Anna: Umm, right.
  • Makeup Girl #1: And this cream right here, it's great for stress, smooths out those worry lines, you know?
  • Makeup Girl #2: Oh, did somebody say #11's?
  • Makeup Girl #1: That's right! #11's (Points to forehead)
  • Makeup Girl #2: Yeah, my dad said if I came back home with those he'd make me get Botox.
  • Anna: What?
  • Makeup Girl #1: Ummm.
  • Makeup Girl #2: Well, he's a doctor, so.
  • Makeup Girl #1: Oh, okay.
  • Anna: ...