8-Hundred

  • Asshole: Hi. I have a charge on my bill for something I downloaded that I didn't download.
  • Anna: Okay. One moment Please.
  • Asshole: Okay.
  • Anna: Sir I have a number for you.
  • Asshole: Another number? This is the third number I'm calling!
  • Anna: Well, I'm sorry but I can't fix this and am trying to help you.
  • Asshole: Giving me another number isn't helping.
  • Anna: Do you not want the number?
  • Asshole: Yes, I would like the number.
  • Anna: It's 888-555
  • Asshole: 888
  • Anna: 555
  • Asshole: 888
  • Anna: ....555
  • Asshole: 555
  • Anna: 5555
  • Asshole: And am I going to get charged for calling this number?
  • Anna: Well, traditionally, 8-hundred numbers are free...
  • Asshole: Yeah, well, traditionally, isn't always the case.
  • Anna: >:(