Smart People, Not The Movie
- Me: (to parents at dinner) I'm not saying I'm smarter than you, I'm just saying that people your age are smarter than you.
- Mom: Ha!
- Dad: Oh yeah?
- Me: You didn't know how gravity worked!
- Dad: Well, do you read?
- Me: Umm. Yes?
- Dad: What have you read?
- Me: I--
- Dad: No, classics. What classics have you read?
- Me: Do you want me to make you a list?
- Dad: Name one.
- Me: Well--
- Dad: One that I've heard of.
- Me: One Hundred Years of Solitude?
- Dad: Who wrote that?
- Me: Marquez...
- Dad: I've never heard of it. NOW who's the dumb one?
- Me: ...
- Mom: Umm...
- Me: This is going on the internet!
