Yesterday at the Clinique Counter
- Anna: Hi, I need this cream for my mom. (Points to catalog)
- Makeup Girl #1: Oh, you know, it's bonus time. You could get something for yourself as well, and get a free gift!
- Anna: Umm, all right.
- Makeup Girl #1: This is Superdefense SPF 25. It's great, against free radicals, sunlight. Like, we don't need to fix wrinkles right now, but we want to defend against them, right?
- Anna: Umm, right.
- Makeup Girl #1: And this cream right here, it's great for stress, smooths out those worry lines, you know?
- Makeup Girl #2: Oh, did somebody say #11's?
- Makeup Girl #1: That's right! #11's (Points to forehead)
- Makeup Girl #2: Yeah, my dad said if I came back home with those he'd make me get Botox.
- Anna: What?
- Makeup Girl #1: Ummm.
- Makeup Girl #2: Well, he's a doctor, so.
- Makeup Girl #1: Oh, okay.
- Anna: ...
Avoiding real work today, I decided to try my hand at another illustration. Tried doing Benjamin, but the style looks different than the last one. Still happy with it.Bored Boze is quality entertainment.
Of course he draws Benjamin Apple.
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If you’re going after victory and vengeance and ‘I’m right and you guys are wrong,’ you might still succeed but you’ll be so fucking miserable.
Patton Oswalt, Comedy and Everything Else ep. 48
Patton Oswalt, Comedy and Everything Else ep. 48
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